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iGod
JUS
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I am nobody
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, nobody.
Me:
And, who is you? (ошибся)
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Interesting question.
Me:
And, who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I dont believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
You are not God
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
No, I know, that yuo are not God
God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
You are a thing, which was made for fun
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a thing which was made for fun? Let me put it this way, nobody: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

http://www.departement.ca/igod/
короче, крутая вещь

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 20:24)
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Me:
Would you like to play computer games with me?
God:
We are playing a game right now, .

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 20:25)
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продолжение
Me:
It is not a game
God:
Give me an example of a game.
Me:
Counter Strike
God:
OK That's one example.
Me:
World of Warcraft
God:
Ask me another question.

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 20:26)
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God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Ok, are you idiot?))
God:
Do I look like it? Yippee!

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 20:27)
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Ask me another question.
Me:
Ok, are you idiot?))
God:
Do I look like it? Yippee!
Me:
Oh, yes! Yippee!
God:
Great. Tell me a story.
Me:
I cant
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because i dont know any
God:
Good reason. Would you like to know? Do you always express yourself that way?

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 20:37)
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кстати, его создатель - Стив Джобс

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
Сообщение отредактировал JUS - Среда, 13 Июля 11, 20:37
Rasiel
Стив Джобс? йобу дал?
1. от такой фигней не занимается
2. он умеет программировать?

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 21:01)
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флеш

Antill
trololo

Wanna play Warframe? Click here and register!
You see the world in black and white
No color or light
You think you'll never get it right
But you're wrong, you might
JUS
Quote (Rasiel)
1. от такой фигней не занимается

это эпплавская, а если попытаться узнать, кто его сделал, то он скажет, что Стив Джобс. вроде

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
JUS
лол

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
JUS
поссорься с ним. куча нигодуэшных сообщений гарантировано
кстати, скажи что он хуй, так вернее будет

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
Rasiel
и на аймаке не работает
JUS
Quote (UnShame)
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.

спроси ещё раза три

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
Rasiel
Quote (JUS)
это эпплавская, а если попытаться узнать, кто его сделал, то он скажет, что Стив Джобс. вроде

bullshit
JUS
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Ok, are you idiot?))
God:
Do I look like it? Yippee!
в подпись)) не, меня убило

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
Rasiel
какого хуя? оно голосом чтоли?
у меня почти пустое окно

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 21:48)
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ааа, вот

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 21:48)
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у меня опера окно блокировала))

Rasiel
Me:
are you nigga?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am nigga.
I am a robot.
JUS
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Nobody
God:
" What is your name?"? Really nobody?
Me:
Yes, I am nobody
God:
Mmm. Why are you nobody.
Me:
Because I have not name
God:
That makes sense to me. Me either.
Me:
Isnt your name God?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
And who created you?
God:
I created myself. Just trust me on this one.
Me:
I dont believe you. Who made you?
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you. I created myself. I know it sounds weird, but trust me on this one.
Me:
Who made you?!
God:
I created myself. I know it sounds weird, but trust me on this one.
Me:
No, i know that you was made by Apple
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said I was made by Apple.
Me:
Yes, I know it. And what man created you?
God:
Gosh! How do you know it? Is there only one?
Me:
Was it Steve Jobs?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
I know, that it was Steve Jobs. Dont lie
God:
Who told you that? No I always tell the truth.
Me:
You told me that
God:
" No I always tell the truth."? I told you?
Me:
Yes, but now you lie
God:
" I told you?"? Yes, but now you lie? Why now? My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.

бляяя, не получаетсоо

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 21:54)
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UnShame, надо по-разному спрашивать. у меня один раз получилось


Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
Rasiel
Me:
He is not author
God:
Did you think he was author?
Me:
No, he isn't author
God:
Are you serious? Did you think he was author?
Me:
NO, he isn't
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he?

да он тролль

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 22:05)
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Мне это напомнило чат в какой-то дизайнерской студии с телкой-ботом. Там еще картинки меняются, и ей пишешь покажи сиськи, и она показывает)))

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 22:05)
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На форуме JeeTTа ссыль, тема про пасхалки или как то так

JUS
Quote (Rasiel)
Мне это напомнило чат в какой-то дизайнерской студии с телкой-ботом.

играл)) типа этого) и они ещё запоминают мой айпи)

Good luck, good luck to you
Hanging like a fruit
Ready to be juiced
Juiced, juiced
DragonFlyPilot
А мне он сказал:) Правда имя я так и не вытряс:)
Quote (God)
God:
My creator is a human.

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 23:05)
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неправильно задал вопрос...

Quote
Me:
I am God?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
am i God?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.

RT - это Rammstein=)
slava03
Кто придумал эту чушь?)))))))
DragonFlyPilot
Quote (God)
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hacked.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

RT - это Rammstein=)
Richard52
Me:
Try to suck my penis
God:
OK I will try to suck your penis.

Добавлено (13 Июль 11, 23:38)
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Me:
Try to suck my penis
God:
OK I will try to suck your penis.
Me:
What are you waiting for?
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.


Rasiel
lol lol
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